Sunday, January 24, 2010

Vintage "Thor's Hammer"



This year we will be winning tournaments with jaw dropping game-winning-goals via "Thor's Hammer." Make sure you start charting your personal training sessions ASAP.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

where did you find that picture? that was some great polo today!
-Patrick

Anonymous said...

First rule of polo. Don't talk about polo. Second rule of polo: cuddle harder. Third rule of polo: drop the hammer. Fourth rule of polo: play harder than you talk. Fifth rule of polo. Don't foot down at all costs. Sixth rule of polo. If you must go down take someone with you. Seventh rule of polo Party harder. Eigth rule of polo. Never appoligise. Ninth rule of polo. Pass. Tenth rule of polo. Score As hard as you frickn can.

Thor said...

I look down favorably on ye St. Louis-ans, and thus ye may borrow my hammer from time to time.

Ben said...

What about the rule where you have to do push ups and hill climbs for every tap out??

anchovy said...

Look at those flexy mallet shafts, what are they made out of? Leather?

Ben said...

Sausage.

TOPHER. said...

google images: bike polo.
-Someone please take away Bens computer.

Ben said...

I'm talking about winning tournaments, and you're talking about taking my computer away. Unbelievable.

Who's team are you on, Toph? I'm rallying the troops, and you're trying to shut me down.

Give Jake your GT and get your head in the game. STL Bike Polo has a one-way ticket to Tournament Victoryville. You're either for us or against us. Choose wisely.

TOPHER. said...

holy shit.
why does jake need my GT.
colin is buying it already.
i sold it to him last night.
i want to be on team vicking raid.
i am now forming team vicking raid.
all members must wear war helmets.
we have no leader.
i used to drive a tank in ww2.
thor is our leader.
we will kill everyone.
death to everyone.
blood will rain from the heavens.

-you better get ready to die. AWK

Thor said...

TOPHER, there is no "c" in Viking! I consider this misspelling blasphemy, and as a result you may not borrow my hammer.

Michael Vick said...

Yo, Dawg. I thought he was talkin' 'bout me.

Thor said...

If that's the case, I stand corrected.

P.S. please don't refer to Thor as "Dawg"

TOPHER. said...

i meant take away your computer skills because you keep finding all of these ridiculous pics. you can rally all the dudes and i will continue to spell incorrectly. with the speed and intensity of a viking sweeping down on an unsuspecting norman village.

vikins dont care about spellin cuz im a viking and i type with incredible speed and never look back.everyone nos vikins cant spel. stl bike polo will kill everyone.

MOM said...

keep it down little children...

you might wake your father...

nick said...

http://www.weather.com/weather/wxdetail/63109?dayNum=1

35 degrees and raining.

The weather is not looking good for polo tomorrow. Anyone scouted out a covered and lighted space for polo over the last week? Keep on the look out for a spot.

Garage Polo said...

http://tinyurl.com/yez84xk

multi level underground garage

Anonymous said...

looks like the weather is clear tonight, just a few flurries during the day, would anyone like to play polo tonight?
-Patrick

Lucky said...

See if you can find the property manager for that garage and ask about it. Any effort to get permission is easier than tresspassing charges.

Back in the day, StL bike polo would play under 44 at a blocked off street (Klemm?) in bad weather. It would need a bit of clean up, but it's covered, lit, public land.

Anonymous said...

i will play polo tonight. i will also play polo tommorow and i will play polo thursday, even if i have to play by myself. lindenwood seemed substantianly brighter sunday night. i dont know if they replaced the lights or not but i think if its not snowing we could play some night time polo there tonight if anyone was down.

-the first rule of Bike Polo

Anonymous said...

i will also play under the highway. that sounds awesome.

-the polo troll.

STL BIKE POLO said...

When we played under 44 off of DeTonty we used the big soccer ball. I don't know how well it will work with the small ball. Give it try, but I don't have high hopes.

Why don't we just play a game of water polo in the underground pool instead?

STL BIKE POLO said...

under king shin way is probably a better option. the north bridge, opposite of the skate area.

Ben said...

Just give me the day, time, and place, and I'll be there.

-Not talking about polo...Not breaking rule #1.

Anonymous said...

i'm not eager to play under a bridge, but i'd be up for playing at Lindenwood tonight. -Patrick

Ben said...

I vote Maplewood if we're seriously playing tonight. Lights, electric, and a lack of soccer players.

My two cents.

Anonymous said...

maplewood. 6:30. bring a bike and a mallet and we shall organize a game with teams of three that play in unused roller hockey courts. we shall try and hit the ball into the net and score some goals for the kiddies.

-not talking about that thing we are not sposed to talk bout.

Anonymous said...

Bring lights if you have them. Bring extension chords if you have lights.

TOPHER. said...

bring the kona.

-guys who like to use bikes they intend to buy but dont have the money, however are going to buy them in the very near future.

Anonymous said...

I'm out, but if you wanna swing by and get the Kona you can.
Also peat Henry is having a birthday bike party at 6 at lemmons. (meet at 6, ride an hour, the party at lemmons for rest of the eve).
I'm home till 6:15 Toph.
Anchovy

Ben said...

Dang it. I wanna party with Peat. Polo looks like a bust anyway. Hockey dudes. Soccer dudes. We need a polo specific rink.

TOPHER. said...

no polo tonight. no polo. see you dudes later.

Ben said...

Remember when we played polo for 28 hours straight?

Lucky said...

Fondly, but not too clearly.

Anonymous said...

snolo tonight?

Anonymous said...

Slushlo.

Lucky said...

Does anybody else in this club at granola for breakfast? I have a 5 lb bag for you left over from the lock-in.

So sick of hippy crunch in the morning.

Anonymous said...

YEAH! i want it!
Anchovy

TOPHER. said...

me and chovy are gonna fight for that granola. i would love to come celebrate t-rents b day but i have no monay.

Anonymous said...

No money? That excuse is just as bad as your polo game... Pretty bad

Liz Lemon said...

Ooooo ya-burnt!

Fart In Your Mouth said...

Trent, I did not realize celebrating your birthday required money. If that's the case, I'm out.

STL BIKE POLO said...

topher, there is no cover charge. if you show you will be required to tell me 5 reasons why i am better than you and then do the crab walk up the parker hill

TOPHER. said...

my polo game is bad. and i have to find three reasons why trent is better than me, that involves doing a crab walk up a hill. anyone else NOT going to trents party tonight.

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