Sunday, June 26, 2011

Different Month. Same Story.



We have been invited to join Springfield Bike Polo and Scary Larry Bike Polo in Columbia, Missouri for a friendly gathering. The date for this event is July 9th, and coaster fights and fireworks are encouraged. Mark your calendar and make the short drive to CoMo on July 9th.

77 comments:

Andrew W.K. said...

Partying isn't something you do, it's something you ARE.

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah. Stoked. Let's go and party and rock. I can drive and fit two more in my car.

Love forever,
Drew

Nick said...

I'm out for that weekend. Have fun!

Toph A. Loaf said...

i am the party. you are the party. WE are the party!
lets go to COMO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sounds fun!

In other news... Can someone please go up to maplewood today or tomorrow and push around the standing water. If we spread it out it will evaporate by 6pm Wednesday.
Thanks,
-Jake-

Toph A. Loaf said...

yeah. i will do that.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Toph!

melissa said...
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Toph A. Loaf said...

i just came back from the lake that is maplewood. our pushbrooms will do nothing, even if the entire club came and started pushing water around. the court is literally a lake. not a dry spot. 2-4 inches of standing water on the entire court.

i suggest we play at lindenwood tommorow, 5:30. i will get there early to "reserve" the rink if any hockey shitheads that want to try and play there. we can also play at tilles.

Toph A. Loaf said...

by the way. i was there pushing water for about 25 minutes and it did absolutely nothing. maplewood is out of the question.
-i didnt want to give the impression in my previous comment that i just drove by and didnt even bother.

Brick Tamland said...

Toph,

I am a professional and do not belive your claims of 4" of water on the court.

-Brick

Ben said...

Someone go drill holes in the boards at the parking lot end of the rink. The court would dry faster if that water had a faster way of draining past the boards.

Seriously.

Toph A. Loaf said...

hey brick,
go see for yourself. obvioulsy you havent been at the court lately.
2 inches around most of the court. 4 inches in the corner where the puddle was. learn to read.

Ben said...

PS. I wasn't scheduled to work on the 9th, so I am going to CoMo. Party!

Toph A. Loaf said...

the parking lot is full of people going to the swimming pool. i dont think they would appreciate some random guy showing up and drilling holes in the hockey rink boards. but i guess ill go try that too. i dont have very big drill bits though.

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Toph A. Loaf said...

alright. i just talked to the sup. at city hall, he's gonna go open the boards. i will push the water out but if anyone else has brooms and is not doing anything. i could use some help.
-drilling holes in the boards is a bad idea. i needed to see if i can solve the problem without damaging our courts or pissing any city officials off and possibly losing the best court we have.

Anonymous said...

Y'all boys is crazy.

Toph A. Loaf said...

i pushed a lot of the water out. it took 2 hours. hopefully it will evaporate by tomorrow. i will go by and check maplewood during the day tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

*bat-shit crazy.

Anonymous said...

Not all of us, just the Toph.

Anonymous said...

Hey Topher! Did all of your hard work pay off? Is the rink dry?

Rose said...

I'll play tonight if we've got a dry court, but I'll probably be running a little late (work til almost 5/super tired). But we'll see.

Anonymous said...

Toph loves bike polo. Bike polo loves Toph.

Anonymous said...

I'm not convinced that Toph loves polo. I see him throw his mallet and bike all the time.

Toph A. Loaf said...

POLO UPDATE!!!!!!!!!

on a side note, come play polo tonight at 6pm. the court is dry. it will be fun.
hey anonymous, i did not see you step forward or take any action rather that make stupid comments on the blog. we obviously worked really hard to clear the court. so i can deduce that you clearly DO NOT care about bike polo....if you do care however. identify yourself by showing up on the court tonight. and prove that you care about bike polo.

Anonymous said...

Who is Toph?

Anonymous said...

court is dry, everyone who keeps having something else to do on sunday should show up tonight! -Patrick

Ben said...

I will be LATE if I make it at all. I suggest bringing lights in case I don't make it.

bj said...

i'll be there

bj said...

& i've got one little corner light like ben's

Anonymous said...

Thanks for drying the rink. It's too bad all of your hard work will be for nothing when I start spilling blood.

Toph A. Loaf said...

i have a light also. and i will of course be there.

Andrew W.K. said...

I'm not here to impress you, I'm here to party with you.

Ben said...

Thanks for cleaning the rink Toph!

Toph A. Loaf said...

awesome polo last night! that 3 on 2 match was so fun! great shredding everybody.

-p.s. i just ordered 3 orange balls....party on dudes!
and three sets of non-machined 48 hole chukkers! just kidding. i did buy some balls though.

Anonymous said...

orange balls are useless

Toph A. Loaf said...

i meant to say reds. my bad.

Andrew W.K. said...

PARTY TIP: Kick boredom in the face with a steel-toe boot.

crl said...

Dudes and dudettes, it's Christian from COMO. I'm in town for my sister's engagement party (yuck), but there's lots of free booze (yay).

Anyway, Jake tells me you're playing on Sunday 2 p.m. at Mt. Pleasant. I'll check back to make sure that doesn't change.

Toph A. Loaf said...

if it does not rain, then come and join us for some polo. 2pm. mount pleasant park.

Toph A. Loaf said...

okay polo people. we managed to get four only for today. mount pleasant is a huge court so 2 on 2 there sounds horrible. lets try to play at lindenwood.
-if you have any questions text me 314-807-3028.
-drew
-christan
-patrick
-Toph
-any of you other stlers who wanna come and knock some balls around today.

Anonymous said...

My balls are sweating.

Toph A. Loaf said...

are you playing polo? sweaty balls?

Anonymous said...

I'm heading for the mountains...

Andrew W.K. said...

PARTY TIP: Don't die.

Good Tip!!!! said...

cool.

Anonymous said...

Heading for the mountains as in drinking Busch?

Toph A. Loaf said...

yep.

Anonymous said...

So I can't make it to como this weekend. Sorry but life came up and told me I have to work or be homeless. I could still go but I have to be BACK by 5 on sat. Anyone interested in taking a short trip?
-Jake-

Anonymous said...

You girls want to play tonight?!? 6p maple?

Francis said...

I don't have to work tonight, so I am in.

Anonymous said...

Im in
-Jake-

Anonymous said...

I'll be there

-Trent

Anonymous said...

i'll be at polo tonight, but i'll be trying to take it kinda easy after falling on my tailbone last week -Patrick

Anonymous said...

Definatly not taking it easy on u tonight. There will be blood...

Rose said...

This girl wants to play tonight.

Ben said...

Bring lights.

Someone call the Parks Department in Maplewood and tell them to turn on the lights over the rink. Toph, you have their number, right?

I may or may not make it depending on when I get out of work.

Toph A. Loaf said...

holy crap. im in! and i got two brand new red balls.
-ben, bring your throat gaurd!
-patrick, imma kill you!!!!!
-lets find jake a ride to como so he can bring the bloodshed!

Toph A. Loaf said...

yeah. i will call them about the lights.

Anonymous said...

I won't be taking it easy on your mom.

Ben said...

I'm out. I just remembered that I need to change my oil tonight.

Have fun.

Anonymous said...

Anyone driving to CoMo?

Anonymous said...

What's in columbia?

Ben said...

Fun people. Free beer. Girls that party harder than you.

Anonymous said...

Let's play Sunday at 2! Mt. P!

bj said...

i'm in for sunday but i'll miss next weds. again for work

Anonymous said...

Out for Sunday. I left my bike in como for upgrades.

-trent

nick said...

Ill be there today, but will be late around 330 or so.

Ben said...

I'm working today and played 8-hours of polo yesterday...So I'm out.

Floppy said...

Thanks for coming out guys

Anonymous said...

No body came out. We're all still in the closet.

Anonymous said...

ATTENTION!!!ATTENTION!!!ATTENTION!!!

STL HARDCOURT BIKE POLO WILL BE PLAYED AT MOUNT PLEASANT PARK AT 3pm TODAY
SUNDAY JULY 10th 2011. THANK YOU
-Jake-

Rutherford B. Hayes said...

today. is a great day. it will live forever. today. you will live forever. in the swealtering heat, seven brave souls eternaly fixed to the perpetual motion that is time and space have majesticly crossed paths once again. forming saint louis bicycle polo. time and time again we have forged our hearts and minds for city and country.
COME PLAY POLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-that means you patrick

Toph A. Loaf said...

everybody is in!!! ben, tell T.J. you are leaving early to shred. he will understand.
baby j. you are too young to be working so hard at a bike shop on sunday.

bj said...

i might not be able to make it today after all :(

Anonymous said...

Cmon BJ! You can do it!